If..

If you are a binbo switch to bingo

If you fart when you look at yourself in the mirror try eye drops

If you can't stop flushing your head in the toilet try beating your refrigerator with a sledgehammer

If you think you are a monster from hell bring yourself to the alter of pure fresh starts

If you can't read anything and make meaning out of it go ride a goat

If your lollypops got lost in the bathroom blow up some shit

If slime is growing in your belly button smash a pile of vegetables into a pulp and smile

Thank You,

And love and light!