Crap!

What is crap?

You think about that, oh yes, poo

Stinks, but it is effective

Yes, and people have to eat

Alas that human activity keeps chewing

I remember a lot of mouths chewing

But then they ran to the bathroom

I am sure they made quite a splash

It tends to happen a lot after sunset

That being a happy time

Where people look at the sky and

Forget

Or they attempt to merge with the

Cosmos

Now give me a biscuit and tell me

Something

Something

Oh, sir if only I could

But I don't remember

Crap?!