What can be done?

I mean done today, as if today really matters..

It does!!!

You betya,

So

Should I include Brown Cow as a character?

I see him as just chewing his cud, eating grass, and making mathane farts and cow patties.

I am obviously culturally biased into this stereotypical view that kind of decows the cow as having no personality.  Not good for fiction!

Now this is about to change and I wonder was Bertha fictional?

Research complete:

Actual Name:  Big Birtha

Claim to fame:  Oldest cow in history, dying at 49 and leaving $75,000 for cancer research.  Now that is some cow!

Also the term "How now" can be found in the works of Shakespeare.

So this is perfect a Shakespearean generous old cow character has just arrived on the scene.  To milk or not to milk?