Mister President got a new toy!

It was a big Orange balloon

Made scientifically for Jerks

He was no jerk

But he could be a jerk

As his secret to himself

In some other reality

He was also a woman

With beautifully large

Very exciting breasts

No doubt even Breasts herself

Would be green as She Hulk

But they could still be friends

In that other reality

All four breasts might be happy

And have their day in the sun!