Things that are uplifting

Uplifting Jesus

Uplifting hair gel

Uplifting erections

Uplifting balloons

Uplifting eagles

Uplifting jet packs

Uplifting French kisses

Uplifting French

Uplifting gases

Uplifting opera singers

Uplifting wonder bras

Moses

Uplifting survelence

Uplifting news

Uplifting politicians

Uplifting jumping Jack's

Uplifting jumping beans

Uplifting middle east conflicts

Uplifting nerds and geeks

Uplifting big hair

Uplifting burning man

Uplifting flame throwers

Uplifting giant yo ups

Uplifting scary monsters

Uplifting wind hitting sensitive nipples

Uplifting electrocutions

Uplifting brain darts

Uplifting lotto and bingo

Uplifting George Bush

Uplifting solid gold hits

Uplifting Starbucks Cashiers

Uplifting infomercials and intellectuals

Uplifting full body message with a hot person

Uplifting radio alarm clocks blasting

Uplifting hot chillies and Fairbanks Alaska

Being attacked by hammer head sharks

Tossing yourself not an active volcano

Eating shell fish while they move in your mouth

Going on a police chase with German Shepards

Pillow fights

The Wizard of oz

And lastly: running around in circles with your hair on fire during a business meeting.