The strawberries got reckless today.

The short cake ran up the wall
Planting in the ceiling
With sweet teeth
Dripping honey.

Each strawberry sat at Church
The music made them feel modest
And the night felt like the longest
For what is fruit to do?

Even when the blue berries are stressed
They can attack anything scary
Such is the power of this berry
And it rolls around on bible pages
Marking Mark for hidden meaning.

Onions are not welcome
A woman's fart is even preferred
But nothing like that happened or was heard
The onions just marched in
Claiming world domination.

The green jellow was not full of vitamins
Yet it fooled the hungry human
Named Jay Leno
Having never had a horse
Knew not the difference.

Water came in just in time
And everything got icy and steamy
Soon everyone had sensitive nipples.