One day he felt more deserving than normal,

He deserved more jam

He deserved more ham

He deserved you

And he deserved new glue

He deserved the best seat

He deserved his every dream

And he deserved unfettered greed

And deserved manicured feet

So he deserved a big diamond

And to have people bow before him

He deserved minions and spies

And Secret weapons

And those that would cry for him

And always believe him

But that lasted one day

In his imagination!