if a man has fantasies about getting pregnant, just put on 30 pounds or so.

But you won't be fooling anyone, but yourself.

We can tell that you are a guy

Get over it and lose your beer belly

Then check to see if you still have your thing!


I firmly believe men should not be ashamed they are men

Let your guy qualities hang out

Your inner guy qualities

And maybe penis envy might happen

Or your chin will expand

Men are awesome!

Women are awesome!

Dogs and elephants are more awesome,

Oh well.