The man looked down at alice Alice and said

The first thing you need to know about Less Wicked Land is to never trust a stranger:

As you can see I am the stranger, but I insist that you must trust me.

But you just said not to trust strangers in Less Wicked Land?

Alice proclaimed with anxiety

People are hypocritical here

You'll get used to it

We often mean the exact opposite of what we say

And even then this could be dishonest and decieving

You will enjoy your time here I am sure

There are many interesting experiences that await you

Alice was perplexed and said

Then what must I do next

The stranger looked down at her and smiled

Dear Alice you must wait for the bus

You are currently standing at a bus stop

Alice looked around and there was the sign post

It was a bit crooked and said

West

Then she turn around and screamed

The stranger was gone.