How many zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
It depends on if there are any brain particles on it.
How do zombies have sex?
Oral sex is best for zombies.
What is the best music for zombies?
Anything. They notice it anyway.
When do zombies eat brains?
They will do it at any moment they can using hands instead of utensils.
How do you talk to a zombie?
Everything you say might be considered reason to bite some more brain.
What happen when zombies perform oral sex?
They can't get aroused enough and give up to search for brains to eat.
Can zombies work?
Sometimes they are the best workers ever, just as long as they have enough money to get more brains to eat.
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