That niehbor, well I could hear her sexual theatrics when I left my apartment.

Thanks to the porn industry Americans can sound just like porn stars. I suppose that's what makes us stars. I mean we got the biggest cars in the world. Whole car lots devoted to hummers. And yes American's are the most fashionable people ever. We always know how to be even trendier than our niehbor with our new sneakers and shirts and sex secrets galore! Elch!!!